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kilian
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2011-01-24 4-15-38- |
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Monogamy, Dark Chocolate, & Massages. You are 18-40
Down to earth, nice, charming, handsome, professional, european-american, 6'0, athle looking for sex couples Madison NE tic (weights, yoga, martial arts) guy is looking for a fellow adventure seeker through holistic experiences involving naked yoga, mutual deep tissue massages, hot stone massages, reflexology, candlelight baths, dark chocolate, and monogamous trysts. I am not looking to put a label on things in terms of this being ed girlfriend, boyfriend, FWB, or f**k buddies, but better yet--"spa with benefits". Please be classy, down to earth, classy manicure and pedicure, available to host (meaning no roommates, drunk relatives, or weekend visitation with ), slim or athletic (athletic means you work out --not you need to workout), no drugs, disease free, immaculate hygiene (you taste like raspberries), high sex drive with ability to have an orgasm with a mate and not only with a portable machine, passion, and have the potential emotional/physical availability to make this happen. If you are a cold, senseless, mechanical robot when it comes to improvisational intimacy and passion, no thanks. Also, please no smokers or headcases taking meds. And please really understand the term FWB monogamy--meaning you are not married, or cheating to for me to fulfill your empty life. I am looking for someone so f**ing down to earth and easy going that in a million years no one would ever think (including yourself) that you would resort to this, but its better than empty dates, guys who turn out to be bi, and wading through the wilderness of blank stare social norms, while your hormones still rage but you are not the type to go out and sleep with everything that moves. Please send a pic or two, a coherent paragraph on why this may work, where in city you live, your potential availability (and please dont feel like watching CSI or True Blood should come before our meetings as you can always orgasm first, Tivo second), and any other relevant information that makes me believe you have a personality and a heartbeat.
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